Lump of Coal
Stuff your smith's stocking whether they were naughty or nice! Works in a forge, works for a gag gift. Comes in black and slightly darker shades of black. No mining experience required! Ready to bag right in the store!
100% Organic & Gluten Free*. Made in the Earth's crust under intense heat and pressure. Might contain dinosuar byproducts.
*Not for human consumption. Don't eat this. It's a bag of coal.